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kingcheddarxvii:

He waits, watching with envious eyes. You’ve only been working on this show for a few weeks, but you’ve seen him spend more time doing it than you’ve seen him ham it up in front of the camera. When you asked the line producer, she just told you to ignore it, that it’s just Guy’s thing, that it means nothing, do your job. But you’re beginning to think it’s more than a habit. There’s something dark down there, beneath those sunglasses. As you watch Guy stare into the food from afar you can’t help but feel that there’s something other than hunger in his heart. Is it lust? Is it… contempt? You suppose it doesn’t matter. Just a few more weeks and you’ll be out of this gig and on to another. But one day he makes eye contact with you as Greg gets shots of the customers. In that moment, he speaks to you. Not with words but with a dark, troubled aura. He presses a finger to his lips. You stay silent. He shifts his mournful gaze back to the food, and you follow suit. You stare at the food. It stares back.

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

sea-rchlight:

hey love me

weeb-admiral whispered: How does it feel to know most of the anime you've posted was made by cis hetero males eh?

idislikecispeople:

specialsnowflakesanonymous:

idislikecispeople:

How does it feel that literally every piece of technology you’ve touched was made in part by trans women? :3

What

Lynn Conway, a trans woman, helped improve processor performance, making it possible to make them smaller while outputting the same amount of power as a larger one, and Sophie Wilson, a trans woman, designed the Acorn micro computer while also helped pioneer the ARM processor.

Without the help of these two trans women, we wouldn’t have the iPhones and laptops we have today.

rapmonsters:

husain abdullah literally just made sujud-ash-shukr after his touchdown which is simply a small gesture that shows thankfulness towards allah all these headlines are making it seem like he committed some extremist harmful satanic ritual like christians get the fuck over yourselves america is filled with diverse religions and if u still get uncomfortable by anyone practicing their religion then do everyone a favor and staple urself to a wall

unimpressed2chainz:

idk why ppl act like funny women are a rare precious commodity when every woman i know is a got damn comedian and i’ve met maybe two intentionally funny men in my lifetime 

caseyanthonyofficial:

Do you know how absurd a dog would look if it had hair gel all over it

vvant:

futuremrslizcrosby8714:

vvant:

DO U EVER WANT A SPECIFIC PERSON TO JUST WAKE UP NAKED IN BED WITH U OUT OF NOWHERE

Sidney
Beau
Patrick
Johnny
Jeff
Zac
Jordan
Eric
Drayson
GALLY
Landy
Jared
Shall I continue????

no bc i dont know any of those ppl

ioncehadanantitruscumtellme:

identity policing isn’t punk rock

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